Hate Crime - Defintion

Dragging Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck behind a Cadillac Escalade through the streets of  East St. Louis, Detroit and Watts, California, just to see them bounce.

Alibi - Definition

The term alibi comes from Latin meaning "somewhere else." It is proof that you were not where you were, when you did not do what you did. Craigslist offers credible professional witnesses who will provide iron-clad alibi testimony for as little as a few hundred dollars, depending on the severity of the crime that you did not commit. (Craigslist also offers same and opposite sex companionship at reasonable hourly rates.)