Sunday, December 4, 2011

A Prayer for Scott Walker

Governor Scott Walker gets punked again...this time in his own conference room. Video filmed without Walker's knowledge, permission or consent - just like the way he governs.




Sunday, November 13, 2011

Disorderly Conduct - Definition

A black man jogging in a white neighborhood.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

'Dwarf-Toss' Ban Could End

Florida Republican state lawmaker Ritch Workman, has introduced a "jobs bill" that would repeal a Florida ban on "dwarf-tossing." If the bill becomes law, it will allow Florida citizens to again competitively toss dwarfs in barrooms throughout the Sunshine State. Throwing dwarfs in Florida bars was first banned in 1989 because some democrats thought it was dangerous and dehumanizing. Most Republicans agree that dwarf-tossing is "offensive" and "stupid," but are willing to go along with the behavior under the mantra of "job creation." As a projectile in a 40 toss day, a smaller dwarf can earn up to $150. Workman says as long as the little people are protected by state approved safety suits, the new law will create jobs for dwarfs and midgets, "in a state where unemployment is 1.6 percentage points above the national average." Source, Bloomberg News

If dwarf-tossing catches on, what about Dwarf-Dancing... reality television featuring little people and the stars of the NBA?

Bastard - Definition

Entity formed by union of male sperm and female ovum in the back seat of a Chevrolet Impala because someone forgot to bring a rubber to the dance, i.e, my little cousin Wally's first born.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

FOX NEWS

I have blocked The Fox News Channel from my TV. It has been replaced with hard-core pornography. Porn is far less offensive. And more importantly, I don’t want my children getting a peek of FOX NEWS on accident.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Debt Collector - Definition

Douchebag fired by every fast food chain in America before realizing life’s true calling…harassing old people, poor people and dumb people who are late on their 29% interest bearing credit card account.